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UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

(minus the usual glitter text)

If you are unfamiliar with how this works : tell us how you really feel. All thoughts welcome.

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would that i be a sequin upon his arm, where the hell r the rippon tags, daddy's home puppy, at this point the list consists of meryl, post or die, ice dance, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, the kill team..., u mad, i think fs are some of the best looking, y'all don't understand what she's saying, that would be a mullet, no fuck no, haaaaaaalp, golden showers, celebrate good times come on!, u wld appreciate the class these 2 exude, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, emo shit; semi-live, go team japan power rangers, bamf jeremy, jetlag hurts my feelings, straight as a rainbow, hot naked buddy yogurt, what is skating w/o an ugly shirt, parchment soft skin and two cherry nippl, i don't tweet, fashion police, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, opa!, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, jamie sale is on notice, pcs = points for canadian skaters, thank you it's lambiel, dontcallmyname dontcallmyname miki ando, people here is so weird in a good way, i want to be a public relater in nyc, i felt high heartbeats, more importantly i'm patrick chan, figure skating: our national sport, what a fucking waster, i struggled to impregnate me, among the land of the living, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, strange woman keeps candies in her hair, i want your ugly, what's colder than dry ice? oksana, speed skating is way lamer, the brezistance, you smell like a winner!, ontd_skating 20%skating 20%unf 60%whales, when you see it, quad squad, srs bsns, the lambiel/joubert lovechild, figgaskating, trolling for dick, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, haters can hate, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, jump to my yaguar baby, the skater with amazing hair who is tota, brian jewbear, that was really clever for evan, only facts live on wikipedia, mirai won silver at the lolympics, i'm a real fashion victim!!, you won gold? we didn't know, the ice is blue? who knew~, charlie white/charlie's white's hair, your infamous long boobs, caught in his lederhosen, the japanese beatle, not just a hot summer fling, fuckload of skaters in this post, My name isn’t Paris Hilton, i don't know you but i love you, with a spicy gay twist, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, too much booty in the pants, the is a love eruption, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, spelling out "macho" in russian, the swisstuation, good luck baboo, ¡VIVA ESPAÑA!, everybody lives!!, umm..., what kind of icehole are you, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, she doesn't even go here, my mom being a creeper, japanelvis, i don't want to scroll okay, he's the gay one, we don't want to be jeremy free, true alpha male, jk no i'm not yes i am no i'm not yes i, thank you they're dior, i don't know what unf means, isu=unfree bitches, alexei whoregudin, ~*wild relations*~, just the tip bro, you're not dead, when i was 17 i was pedobait, ross-rhymeswithwhat?-miner, my friend vera & i, k whatever it's the truth., kristi y lifetime achievement award, my girlfriend triple axel, blocked by an olympic gold medalist, borders on mind boggling, sorry i was busy doing a quad, where did her legs go? over her head, you've got a great sit spin, the only safe place for skaters to look, fuck me it's good, diva bitch whore from hell, possessed by the power of orange, pardonnez-moi, he can live off my money if he wants, really jizzed about men's figure skating, we should run the isu, morozov is a life ruiner, a dark and fabulous jedward, my sunshine & sh*t, "the swiss guy", orange mocha frappuccino, hay mr morozov touch my body, and she is not a whore, just this once everybody lives!, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, good job, gay men love tanith, infamy here we come, i don't even know who this guy is, whoregan cipres/vanessa james, lol scott is driving, you're a tacky ass bitch, dirty russian american, dai-sha fierce, why do you like him he sucks, azerbaijan = pchan of eurovision

YAGS HAS A NEW PROGRAM, ALSO DOES SWAY FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME

eachpeach wrote in ontd_skating Mar 11, 2011 01:01

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lyosha 4ever, yags always tops, your russian overlords, damn you'se a sexy bitch, alexei whoregudin, i'm wrangling me some groin., what don't you fucking understand, spelling out "macho" in russian, dirty russian american, oral sex=guarantee of victory, he can live off my money if he wants, trolling for dick, brb _skating fap party, hello soviet suprise package!

ANOTHER YAGS POST: SOME TV SPOTS AND AN OLD AS HELL VIDEO

eachpeach wrote in ontd_skating Feb 21, 2011 03:32

SO IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YAGS HAS BEEN DOING THESE TV SPOTS ABOUT VARIOUS THINGS. ALTHOUGH I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON, HIS EXPLANATIONS OF SPORTS ARE NONETHELESS ENTERTAINING.

ALSO, THERE IS THIS:

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lyosha 4ever, dat ass, damn you'se a sexy bitch, alexei whoregudin, what don't you fucking understand, dirty russian american, as he undresses, hello soviet suprise package!

YAGS TRAINS AND SPARKLES ASS-BERRIES IN A NEW YEARS SHOW, "UNTIL THE CLOCK STRIKES 12"

eachpeach wrote in ontd_skating Feb 15, 2011 17:36

I'M BACK TO STAN YAGS, BBS, AND THIS IS GONNA BE A POST OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

BACK IN JANUARY, YAGS PLAYED JACK FROST IN A SHOW CALLED "UNTIL THE CLOCK STRIKES 12," AND FROM WHAT I'M GATHERING, IT'S A WINTER/CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS THEMED SHOW WHICH WAS CHOREOGRAPHED BY THE TALENTED ILIA AVERBUKH.

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lyosha 4ever, fuck me it's good, your russian overlords, damn you'se a sexy bitch, alexei whoregudin, team slut approves, golden showers, #pictures, what don't you fucking understand, dirty russian american, soccer practice, oral sex=guarantee of victory, hello soviet suprise package!

GRAND PRIX MENS FINAL = DEATH OF THE PARTY

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Dec 11, 2010 15:52

I THINK WE ALL NEED TO BE CHEERED UP, SO HAVE SOME FESTIVE SKATER-THEMED HOLIDAY JIBJABS!

MAKE YOUR OWN AND COMMENT WITH THEM! :)

(%UH CAN THIS ALSO BE A PARTY POST? LAWD KNOWS WE NEED ONE.)

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Piseev is evil, even Lyosha admits this

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating Nov 21, 2010 21:56

Alexei Yagudin: If will not happen miracle, in figure skating in Sochi will be a complete failure

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knigolubka wrote in ontd_skating Oct 14, 2010 22:43

Since the new season of the Ice and Flame started Russian tabloids snatch an opportunity to post some gossip about the skaters . So here I bring two articles I found today. Sorry, guys for Google translate - I'm too tired to do it properly, on the other hand nothing can harm tablid style of writing.

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lyosha 4ever, diva bitch whore from hell, your russian overlords, be all the slore you can be, alexei whoregudin, all is terminated, make love to me make love to the ice, thnk u 4 ur time, dirty russian american, and she is not a whore, skating and crying, i felt high heartbeats, k whatever it's the truth.